How would you feel if you saw a dinosaur in your backyard?
Very Old!
You are walking along, and you see a T-Rex in front of you, so then you start running away, it starts chasing you, you jump over a few fences but fall down, the T-Rex goes above you, and says here you are, you dropped this hat.
People say that Brontosauruses are not dangerous, but that is not true if you are disguised as a leaf.
Which dinosaur has the most illuminating vocabulary?
Thesaurus
What does a dinosaur say when it hurts its toe?
Dino sore!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Where should you let a Tyrannosaurus rex sit?
Anywhere he likes!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack you if you're carrying a stick?
That depends on how fast you carry it!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator?
The door won't close.
What do call a dinosaur's puppy?
Rex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Which dinosaur slept all day?
The dino-snore!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus tex!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
Any kind! A house can't jump!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth?
A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?
Find somewhere else to sleep!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
The Terror-dactyl!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo?
A Tricera-hops!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks!
Why did dinosaurs eat raw meat?
Because they didn't know how to cook!